As I was lying in the tub slowing dozing off I realized that I should probably get out of the tub, because if I drowned everyone would be mad at me. Especially as much of a mess as I have been lately there would be those that would not be sure if it was accidental or intentional…

And then I realized that this wasn’t an issue because Aly would know it was accidental because I had several new books I hadn’t read yet.

I told her this and her only response was #TrueStory